Posts tagged with: swimwear

OK, So keeping a readers content fresh is essential in the blogging world, so apologies for the second in a row post about swimwear but this in mind mind is perhaps the ultimate piece of ‘get your own back‘ gear. The Ultimate revenge for the annoyed, slightly jilted ex lover. Could that be you?

So here we go the ‘Water Soluble Bikini‘ is perhaps the ultimate revenge plan to absolutely humiliate your ex. Unfortunately Ladies this is only available at present in female sizes.

Get Naked Bikini Water Soluble

So the deal is that once the Bikini has made contact with the water for roughly 3 minutes it will then start to dissolve leaving the other half stranded in the sea or swimming pool whilst completely naked, no doubt this is the ultimate revenge. Perhaps even the guys over at Prank Vote would find this Bikini slightly out of there crazy limits.

Whatever you want to do with it – do it. Its a one trick pony and disappears at the end so make it worth it. Shame your ex and pick one up from here . I also recommend checking some of the other stuff on there.

*Disclaimer – Do not try this on an ex who doesn’t have a sense of humour or on a deserted beach.

 

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Storms have been brewing over with our friends across the channel for hundreds of years, no disrespect meant! And in true Fashion Contrast spirit we are at the forefront of reporting any form of fashion related controversy! This latest juicy bit of controversy comes after a 35 year old Muslim lady was banned from wearing a “burkini” at a public pool.

The row follows are lengthy and potentially disastrous call from France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy to ban Burkas which reveal only the eyes. With Western and Muslim tensions at an all time low, comes the question, when is it time to (directed at each) not interfere with each others ‘systems’.

The Lady in question a woman named only as ‘Carole’ as seen below brought a 3 piece ‘Burkini’ whilst on holiday in Dubai. She had worn the costume sever times at a unnamed swimming pool near Paris.

The burkini allows me the pleasure of bathing without showing off my body, which is what Islam recommends. The manager of the pool looked at it and originally said there’d be no problem, but made it clear he would not have the final decision

Authorities at the Pool later ruled the outfit , which coincidentally is widely available on the internet “broke hygiene rules” this despite that it bares startling similarity to Swimwear used by professional swimmers.

Carole rightly in my opinion is ‘sticking it to the man’…

It’s segregation.I understand that the burkini can shock, especially in France, but what disturbs me is that this is a political issue.I’m going to fight this through anti-racism groups. If no solution is forthcoming I’ll consider leaving the country.

The Pool Director was quoted in saying:

This is nothing to do with segregation, but is simply a hygiene problem. We also ban shorts. This woman can easily wear her burka at the library. We can’t see any problem there.

You can’t help but wonder if its not the fact that she is wearing a Burka swimming costume, more the fact that she is Muslim and is trying desperately to adhere to her particular religious beliefs whilst ‘ getting on with life’.

Sarkozy who seems to make issue with any Muslim related cause was quoted during a speech:

We can’t accept that women be prisoners behind a screen, cut off from all social life, deprived of all identity

Perhaps even though it might be a mystery to you Sarkozy but perhaps just perhaps this Lady made a choice, it doesnt appear that she was forced into wearing the Burkini, more importantly she choose to wear it based on her religious standing? You Fat Oaf.

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Its almost summer? So its that time of year when you get out swimwear which hasn’t seen the light of day for roughly 11 months.

This apparently is Japanese Swimwear, which in my mind looks fairly painful and also fairly tight – kinda like a Speedo variant that has gone horribly wrong. A Product which will instantaneously repel any form of female interaction and will not make your ‘package’ appear bigger.

On the other hand I cannot simply dismiss this appalling piece of Swimwear as Japan’s ability to produce ‘quality goods – every time’

After a quick Google search for the Phrase ‘Japanese Swimwear’ this kinda interesting photo came up.

Now there are other photos under the term ‘Japanese Swimwear’, but In putting them on my blog it might scare you as to how Random the actual Swimsuits Japanese women are.

In all this is a hearty recommendation not to try any form of Japanese Swimwear – you will not look good.

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